Carlos Lee homers in first minor league rehab game

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Carlos Lee didn’t show much power for the Astros, homering just four times in 47 games before being placed on the disabled list with a hamstring injury, but last night he went deep in the first game of his minor-league rehab assignment.

Zachary Levine of the Houston Chronicle reports that Lee is rehabbing at Double-A rather than Triple-A because it allows him to stay at the big-league team’s hotel while they’re in Dallas playing the Rangers.

According to Levine the current plan is for Lee to play Double-A games again tonight and tomorrow, at which point he’ll be eligible to come off the disabled list Sunday and could potentially serve as the Astros’ designated hitter in the final interleague road game.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.