Oh good: Rob Dibble is going to coach high school kids now

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This is a great idea: Rob Dibble has been named the new baseball coach at Calabasas High School in California.

I can see this going well:

Kid 1: Coach, my elbow! It feels tight.

Dibble: Suck it up.

Kid 1: But it hurts really bad!  Can I at least put some Icy Hot on it?

Dibble: No! What are you, some kind of pansy? Why don’t you put a feminine napkin on it. Get outta my sight.

Dibble: Hey, you come over here!

Kid 2: Yes, coach?

Dibble: Throw this ball at Kid 1. Teach him how we roll around here.

Kid 2: Yes coach. But I wanted to tell you something first. I got drafted by the Nationals yesterday! I’m goin’ to be a pro baseball player!

Dibble: You’re dead to me.