A comprehensive guide to on-field profanity

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Sam Miller of Baseball Prospectus has put together a guide to on-field F-bombs. Something of a taxonomy, actually, categorizing the different ways in which said bombs are thrown. Example:

If you stand in the umpire’s face and yell “F***. S***” you’ll get ejected. If you walk away and say it just loud enough to be heard, but not so loud that you’re demanding a reaction, you can pretty much get your point across and live to get another plate appearance.

And he pairs these observations up with animated GIFs showing recent examples.  Which are all glorious, because we’re all basically kids and swearing is a lot of fun.  Don’t lie and say it’s not.

Arglebargle, filth and foul.