Quote of the Day: Jonathan Papelbon explains what it takes to close

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Jonathan Papelbon was relaxed after yesterday’s game and spoke with Rob Bradford of WEEI.  Specifically, he talked about the fine art of closing:

And what about the idea of former bullpen-mate Alfredo Aceves taking up his former closers role with the Sox?

“I think he definitely can [be a closer]. He’s got [expletives] of steel,” Papelbon said. “That’s what it takes. You’ve got to have a big set of doberman [expletives] to close.”

Philosophical question 1: If you know exactly what the word is that you’re slapping the [expletive] tag on, do you still have to do it?  I do it too with little asterisks for Class-A profanity, but I still feel weird about it. Here, though, I think we can all agree that you can say “balls,” right?

Philosophical question 2: When a closer can no longer close, is it because he’s been neutered?