George Sherrill scheduled for Tommy John elbow surgery

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Mariners left-hander George Sherrill was shut down after the team’s season-opening trip to Tokyo, Japan because of lingering discomfort in his throwing elbow.

Now he can be ruled out for the rest of 2012.

According to beat reporter Shannon Drayer of Seattle’s 710 AM ESPN, the veteran lefty relief specialist is scheduled to undergo Tommy John reconstructive elbow surgery early next month.

Relievers can sometimes return to action within a year, but there are no guarantees.

Sherrill allowed six hits and four earned runs in 1 1/3 innings of work this season. He had a 3.00 ERA in 36 frames last year for the Braves, then agreed to a one-year, $1.1 million contract with Seattle in December.

Tom Brady’s bid to trademark ‘Tom Terrific’ rejected

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Remember back in June when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attempted to trademark “Tom Terrific?” And how everyone laughed at him because anyone who knows the first thing about sports knows that Tom Seaver, not Brady, was the first — and, frankly, only — “Tom Terrific?”

Well, our laughing was validated because his application was rejected by the Patent and Trademark Office because of a “false connection” with Tom Seaver. That’s the report from trademark lawyer Josh Gerben, who analyzes Brady’s failed bid here:

Next up on Great Moments in Hubris, I presume, will be my often ridiculous alma mater. But for now:

Sit down, son.