Jayson Werth: 2011 will be “like a fart in the wind”

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And they say poetry is dead. Here’s Jayson Werth on putting his awful 2011 behind him:

“I feel confident about this season and this team and where I’m at and what I’ve done. Last year is just one year. I got six more years on this contract, and I plan on playing after this contract. I’ll look back and 2011 will be a fart in the wind.”

I assume he means that it will just disappear and bother him no longer. But anyone who knows anything is aware of the fact that a fart in the wind could have more lasting impact if you’re standing downwind. So, you know, be warned.