Ozzie Guillen is a butt man

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I’m not even joking.  Ozzie did a Twitter interview with GQ — you can read it here — and they specifically asked him if he prefers the T or the A. And he went with A. Well, C, but that’s just because the question was in Spanish:

@GQ: ¿Prefieres tetas o culo?
@OzzieGuillen: Prefiero culo. Gracias a dios mi esposa tiene uno y siempre lo a tenido

Ozzie is saying that he’s thankful that his wife has always had a nice tush.  Aww, love.

There are a lot more questions there — in English — with Ozzie being Ozzie.  He talks about Cake Boss.  He talks about his love of Bed Bath and Beyond.  He even, believe it or not, talks a little about baseball.  He says he loves Kenny Powers, but that it’s wrong to compare Carlos Zambrano to that kind of crazy as Zambrano “acts like a priest” off the field. OK.

Hate on Ozzie all you want, but he’s damn fun. I’d take him over the guy managing my team seven days a week.