Sometimes, on his Twitter feed, Jose Canseco sounds really sad and depressed. Some days, however, he’s the most optimistic, upbeat guy in the world.
I’m no psychiatrist, but I’m going to assume that swinging back and forth between such extremes — between such poles, as it were — is nothing but healthy. All that mania and depression evens out, don’t you know!
Anyway, based on his Twitter feed today, Canseco is having a “good” day. Indeed, he’s freakin’ Willy Wonka:
Remember Willie wonka brings back memories of when we were young .let’s take a voyage together back in time .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012
Come with me on a trip of pure imagination.back to the big leagues.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012
I want to take you on a journey with me to the impossible back to the big leagues.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012
Y are people so angry all the time
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012
I wish I could give all the angry people a hug
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012
A little girl told me one time that I should open up a hug store .what a great idea
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012
That’s just great. I hope Jose’s journey is every bit as not-crazy and not-unstable as Willy Wonka’s was. And if Jose is taking donations to get the hug store off the ground, put me down for $100.