A new entrant into the “say stupid things about Josh Hamilton’s drinking” derby

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Randy Galloway of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram bursts into the lead!

When the news came down on Thursday, I hope Josh will forgive my first thought of, “where’s the union?”

That means the players’ union … Hamilton repeatedly gives the hardball speech to the media of granting the Rangers no hometown discount in money because he owes it to the union to get all he can get to boost the contractual benefits of those players coming up behind him.

Great. So where was the union Monday night? … Where was Josh’s union this week? Where is the union now?

Yes, because Hamilton’s contract negotiations are directly related and totally relevant to his alcoholism and, in turn, the MLBPA is responsible for all of that. Clearly, Hamilton’s failure to maintain his sobriety is attributable to his pending free agency.
This is just aggressively ignorant writing by Galloway. Someone told him that he had better have an opinion about all of this, so he went and made one up. Didn’t matter how little it had to do with anything relevant or that it had no coherence whatsoever.

Bryce Harper is pandering hard to Philly fans

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Bryce Harper hadn’t even addressed his new hometown fans before his Phillies jersey started selling like hotcakes. Since then, he’s said all the expected things. Talking about joining the Phillies, he said, “From day one, it felt right … I always talk about family and being a family, being one unit, and I get that from this team. Every guy has your back and vice versa. I’m very excited to go into battle with these guys.”

Harper is continuing to pander hard to Phillies fans. Behold his latest Instagram post:

Has anyone ever really longed to see the Liberty Bell?

Harper also famously recreated that Chase Utley scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia with actor Rob McElhenney on Twitter:

In Harper’s next post, he will talk about alternating bottles of You-eng-ling beers with glasses of “wooder.” He’ll add that every so often he will treat himself to a steak sandwich with cheese on it, then go home to watch all of the movies in the Rocky series.