Heath Bell is, as I speak, being introduced as a Miami Marlin. The first question he was asked in the press conference was “why is it a good time to be a Miami Marlin?” His answer:
“New name, new stadium and we’re going to be in the city of Miami … right?”
Yes, Heath. It’s in Miami. Just ask the city officials who get subpoenaed.
It was kind of cute, though. Heath Bell seems like an astonishingly normal dude. He was later asked how he coped with being constantly named in trade rumors over the past year or two and he said “trades are just a bunch of rumors and stuff.”