Pray that no home runs are hit in the new Marlins ballpark

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This is not exactly news — it was announced a couple of years ago and I recall mocking it then — but today Grant Brisbee reminds us of one of the signature features of the Marlins’ new ballpark:  a plug-ugly and gigantic … thing which will light up and go crazy every time there’s a home run hit by the hometown nine.  Go check out the post, complete with an animated rendering of what it will look like when Mike Stanton goes yard.

Somewhere there is a 1970s-era Las Vegas casino missing its fountain.