It’s a beautiful day in Milwaukee, so naturally the roof at Miller Park is closed

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As we speak, it is in the upper 70s in Milwaukee.  At game time this afternoon it will be around 76 degrees. The skies are as clear as a bell. It should remain gorgeous throughout the evening.  Indeed, the Milwaukee weather is expected to be spectacular though at least next Wednesday.

So naturally baseball has decreed that the retractable roof at Miller Park be closed for this afternoon’s deciding Game 5 between the Brewers and the Dbacks.

According to Tom Haudricourt, baseball says it must be so because they want conditions to be “consistent with the first four games” of the series.  Because that’s what baseball is all about. Absolutely no weather, sunshine, breezes or variances of any kind.  If God had expected baseball games to be played to the open air He wouldn’t have created domes.  And no, those giant motors that retract the roof at Miller Park are not His creations. They were forged in the fires of Hades.

I’m sorry, but can anyone provide me with anything approaching a rational explanation here? MLB?  If you have a better statement than “we want the conditions to be the same,” I’ll run it.  Preferably one that would hold up if, say, the Brewers had played their road games someplace besides Arizona.