Comment of the Day: Red Sox Fail-Porn

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There has been an electricity and excitement in the baseball world these past few days. But for as much as everyone wants to analyze it and talk about the drama of the moment and everything, I can’t help but think this little expression of id — from the reader ny82jy in the Ellbury thread cuts to the heart of it:

To every single red sux fan on here. hahahahahahahahahahaha! i hope u guys complete the choke job tonight and go a game behind TB. You guys are pathetic. I wish i could have all the comments from earlier in the year when you guys thought you were so great. Your pitching sux your managing sux lately and so does your hitting too. Gonzalaz who? Yooooo! who? You guys are a true joke.hahahahahaha

This is basically all RedSoxenfreude. It’s why no one except deadenders like me care about the Braves collapse. It’s all about looking at the big guy and laughing as he gets what we consider to be his comeuppance (whether it’s due or not).

This is just kind of primal. And I get it. I even feel it a little.  But I don’t think we should pretend that it’s anything other sheer SoxFailPorn.

Julio Teheran throws six no-hit innings in return from disabled list

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Braves starter Julio Teheran dazzled in his return from the 10-day disabled list on Sunday, tossing six no-hit inning against the Padres. He walked three and struck out 11 batters on 95 pitches. Unfortunately for Teheran and for the Braves, the no-hit bid ended quickly as reliever Shane Carle surrendered a one-out single to Cory Spangenberg in the seventh inning. Nevertheless, the Braves went on to win 4-1 over the Padres.

Teheran, 27, went on the disabled list on June 5 with a right thumb contusion. He apparently suffered the injury while batting during his June 4 start against the Padres. Following Sunday’s effort, Teheran now carries a 3.97 ERA with a 67/36 K/BB ratio in 77 innings this season.

Coincidentally, Teheran has a spotless ERA on Father’s Day across four starts. Here were the results from his previous three starts:

  • June 16, 2013 vs. Giants: 6 IP, 7 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 8 K
  • June 21, 2015 vs. Mets: 7 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 5 K
  • June 19, 2016 at Mets: 9 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 7 K