Joe Morgan is keeping busy

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You have a Hall of Fame Second Baseman leading your Chicken Dance. Your argument is invalid:

Reds great and Baseball Hall of Famer Joe Morgan will lead the annual World’s Largest Chicken Dance at Oktoberfest next Saturday … “Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati has long been regarded as the largest Oktoberfest celebration in North America and the second largest in the world,” said Patrick Sheeran, vice president with the Cincinnati USA Regional Chamber. “But in the long and storied history of the event, we have never had a chicken dancer with so much on the job experience.”

Right now a bunch of chickens are standing around scoffing at Morgan with disdain, saying “I don’t see how he can chicken dance. He’s never been a chicken before. To really chicken dance you have to understand what being a chicken is all about.”