Oh noes! Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are breaking up!

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Derek Jeter has been on a tear in recent weeks. He’s hitting like it’s 2006 all over again.  Clearly it has everything to do with him eliminating the distractions in his life:

After dating for three years, Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have broken up, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  “They care about each other and it was amicable,” says a source. “They’re still friends.”

It’s admirable that Jeter has been able to soldier through this difficult time. I mean, now that the woman who has been the love of his life these past three years is gone, he is left with nothing but his immense wealth, incomparable fame, unblemished reputation and his power to have anything he wants in the world short of having someone killed to fall back on.  And I’m not 100% certain about the not-being-able-to-have-someone-killed part.  There’s a bit of a gray area there when it comes to mega-celebrities.

But this is not just Derek Jeter’s loss. It’s ours too, and this should be a reflective time for all of us.  I mean, if a big time professional athlete and a gorgeous Hollywood starlet can’t make a go of it, what possible hope do the rest of us have?