Look away, I’m hideous: Astros’ post-trades lineup is ugly

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Houston had MLB’s worst record and ranked 12th among NL teams in scoring with Hunter Pence, Michael Bourn, and Jeff Keppinger, so as you can imagine the Astros’ lineup looks downright sad after trading three of the team’s four best hitters.

Here’s the lineup manager Brad Mills is trotting out there against the Brewers this afternoon:

1. Jose Altuve, 2B

2. Clint Barmes, SS

3. Jason Bourgeois, CF

4. Carlos Lee, 1B

5. Jason Michaels, RF

6. J.D. Martinez, LF

7. Chris Johnson, 3B

8. Carlos Corporan, C

9. Brett Myers, P

I honestly think that group would have a tough time leading Triple-A in scoring. Lee has the highest slugging percentage at .438 and the fifth-place hitter, Michaels, has a .561 OPS. At least Altuve is fun to watch.

Here’s some more analysis on the Astros’ lineup from Cosmo Kramer: