Look away, I’m hideous: Astros’ post-trades lineup is ugly

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Houston had MLB’s worst record and ranked 12th among NL teams in scoring with Hunter Pence, Michael Bourn, and Jeff Keppinger, so as you can imagine the Astros’ lineup looks downright sad after trading three of the team’s four best hitters.

Here’s the lineup manager Brad Mills is trotting out there against the Brewers this afternoon:

1. Jose Altuve, 2B

2. Clint Barmes, SS

3. Jason Bourgeois, CF

4. Carlos Lee, 1B

5. Jason Michaels, RF

6. J.D. Martinez, LF

7. Chris Johnson, 3B

8. Carlos Corporan, C

9. Brett Myers, P

I honestly think that group would have a tough time leading Triple-A in scoring. Lee has the highest slugging percentage at .438 and the fifth-place hitter, Michaels, has a .561 OPS. At least Altuve is fun to watch.

Here’s some more analysis on the Astros’ lineup from Cosmo Kramer:

Video: Ramon Torres hits little league home run in first at-bat of season

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The Royals recalled infielder Ramon Torres from Triple-A Omaha on Saturday. He didn’t get into a game until starting Thursday night’s game against the Rangers, batting ninth.

In the top of the second inning, facing Austin Bibens-Dirkx, Torres laced a single up the middle. Center fielder Delino DeShields charged in on it, attempting to keep Ryan Goins at second base, but the ball went right past his glove, through his legs, and nearly trickled all the way to the warning track. Goins scored easily and Torres was waved home, too. He managed to narrowly beat the throw, touching home plate with his left hand on a head-first slide.

The play was officially scored a single and a three-base error. Torres wasn’t credited with an RBI on the play. But at least the Royals got two runs out of it.