Segio Romo met the President the other day. He was impressed:
“He’s a cool cat. He was more human than I thought he would be. I was definitely surprised how normal the president of the United States is. He wasn’t as tall as I thought he’d be, as a basketball-fanatic type of guy. But he’s still taller than I am.”
As soon as Romo said that, Luke Scott offered the official response from the opposition, saying “he is not a cool cat, but a mangy dog, and he is not human or normal at all. He is as alien as a Tralfamadorian.”
When it was pointed out to Scott that he referenced Kurt Vonnegut he spontaneously combusted. So it goes.