May’s hottest hitters: Matt Joyce, Jose Bautista lead the way

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Here’s a look at MLB’s OPS leaders for the month of May:

1. Matt Joyce (Rays) – 1.281
2. Jose Bautista (Blue Jays) – 1.273
3. Ramon Hernandez (Reds) – 1.204
4. Adrian Gonzalez (Red Sox) – 1.089
5. Jhonny Peralta (Tigers) – 1.083
6. Victor Martinez (Tigers) – 1.073
7. Carlos Pena (Cubs) – 1.069
8. Mike Stanton (Marlins) – 1.056
9. Carlos Beltran (Mets) – 1.051
10. Logan Morrison (Marlins) – 1.049
11. David Ortiz (Red Sox) – 1.045
12. Ryan Doumit (Pirates) – 1.043
13. Justin Turner (Mets) – 1.042
14. Jay Bruce (Reds) – 1.029
15. Jon Jay (Cardinals) – 1.019
16. Kevin Youkilis (Red Sox) – 1.013
17. Todd Helton (Rockies) – .989
18. Trevor Plouffe (Twins) – .983
19. Brad Hawpe (Padres) – .973
20. Lance Berkman (Cardinals) – .970

– Gonzalez and Stanton are tops this month with eight homers apiece, while Bautista and Curtis Granderson have hit seven. Gonzalez is crushing the competition with 26 RBI. No one else has driven in more than 17 runs this month.

– Bautista, despite being second overall here, actually has a lower May OPS than his overall mark of 1.300.

Ichiro wore a fake mustache to sneak into the Mariners’ dugout

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Ichiro Suzuki is now a Mariners employee and, as such, he’s not allowed to sit in the dugout during a game. That’s for coaches and players only.

He knows that, too. Indeed, on the day Ichiro announced his sorta-retirement, he talked about how it was going to be hard not to be down on the field with the other players. He even made a ridiculous joke about how, “[he] can’t say for certain that maybe [he] won’t put on a beard and glasses and be like Bobby Valentine and be in the dugout.”

In related news, this mysterious stranger was seen by an Associated Press photographer in the Mariners dugout during the first couple of innings of the M’s-Yankees game:

(AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

No beard, but I guess that joke was not very ridiculous after all. Either way, by the end of the second inning — poof — he was gone.

Obviously, when something interesting like this happens you mustache an expert for their opinion on the matter. To that end, the Associated Press reached Bobby Valentine, who famously did the same thing after an ejection way back in 1999, for comment:

“He was perfect. I never would have known it was him.”

Valentine was suspended for two games and fined $5,000. I’m assuming Ichiro won’t get hit quite as hard given that he wasn’t defying an umpire’s authority, but even if he does have to pay a fine, he’ll likely do so willingly.