Derek Jeter scrutiny spawns a great name for a band

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Marc Carig of the Star-Ledger has a good overview of the State of the Jeter these days.  In it comes a quote from a scout who, after scrutinizes the hell out of Jeter’s current game, decries that Jeter is being scrutinized too much:

“That’s always easy to say when age comes,” the scout said. “He stays in great shape physically and mentally, has great feel for how to play the game. He’s being too scrutinized by the goofy saber-Gods.“

Not to be confused with the Hindu Love Gods. Or the Primitive Radio Gods. Or just the Gods. That said, “Goofy Saber-Gods” would make an excellent name for a rock band.

But let’s also be honest about something: it’s not the goofy saber-Gods who have made Jeter’s struggles front page news. They’ve been pretty accurately assessing Jeter, for all of his strengths and weaknesses, for years. This has only become a big story because now the mainstream media who talk to Jeter in the clubhouse every day are asking him about his struggles and openly speculating about moving him up and down the lineup, his legacy and all of that.

Brian Dozier’s shot to center got stuck in the wall at Target Field

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You don’t see this every day …

Twins second baseman Brian Dozier hit a blast to dead-center field in the first inning of Wednesday afternoon’s game against the Tigers and it neither cleared the fence, nor banged off the fence, nor dropped in front of it.

Instead, the ball found a comfortable home inside the wall …

This isn’t the first wall-sticker for Dozier. He put a ball in the bullpen fence in Washington during an exhibition game against the Nationals back in 2016.