Derek Jeter scrutiny spawns a great name for a band

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Marc Carig of the Star-Ledger has a good overview of the State of the Jeter these days.  In it comes a quote from a scout who, after scrutinizes the hell out of Jeter’s current game, decries that Jeter is being scrutinized too much:

“That’s always easy to say when age comes,” the scout said. “He stays in great shape physically and mentally, has great feel for how to play the game. He’s being too scrutinized by the goofy saber-Gods.“

Not to be confused with the Hindu Love Gods. Or the Primitive Radio Gods. Or just the Gods. That said, “Goofy Saber-Gods” would make an excellent name for a rock band.

But let’s also be honest about something: it’s not the goofy saber-Gods who have made Jeter’s struggles front page news. They’ve been pretty accurately assessing Jeter, for all of his strengths and weaknesses, for years. This has only become a big story because now the mainstream media who talk to Jeter in the clubhouse every day are asking him about his struggles and openly speculating about moving him up and down the lineup, his legacy and all of that.

Andrew Cashner might not see another start in 2018

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Time is running out for Orioles right-hander Andrew Cashner to make a comeback this fall, and Roch Kubatko of MASNsports.com reports that he may not make it back to the mound before the regular season comes to a close next weekend. Cashner is still dealing with a lingering bout of bursitis in his left knee and was forced to miss his scheduled start against the Blue Jays on Monday. As no timetable has been given for his return to the rotation, it seems increasingly likely that he’ll be kept on the shelf until spring.

It’s been an up-and-down year for the 32-year-old righty, who has also missed some playing time after sustaining a neck strain and low back pain. After inking a two-year, $16 million deal with the Orioles back in February, he pitched to a 4-15 record in 28 starts with a career-worst 5.29 ERA, 3.8 BB/9, and 5.8 SO/9 through 153 innings. By the time he was sidelined with swelling and chronic pain in his knee, he’d already taken five straight losses, the last of which was an eight-run, one-strikeout affair against the Athletics that lasted only two innings.

The silver lining: It doesn’t look like Cashner’s knee problems will require any intensive treatment — he’s already received a cortisone injection to treat the problem areas — though there’s no reason for the Orioles to push him to make a quick recovery with the way their season is going. Following their 10-8 loss to the Yankees on Friday, the team will enter Saturday’s game with a 44-109 record, the worst in the majors.