Photo of the Day: Pete Rose looks great

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Ring! Ring!

Pete Rose: Hello?

Bud Selig: Pete, it’s Commissioner Selig. How are you?

Rose: Awful. Because I’m Pete Rose and my very existence is borderline pathetic.

Selig: That’s great, Pete. Hey: I got some good news and some bad news.

Rose: Shoot. The Hit King is listening.

Selig: The good news is that we’ve repealed the rules against gambling on baseball and have reinstated you.

Rose: Wow! That’s fantastic! My dream come true! What’s the bad news?

Selig: The bad news is that as soon as we did that, the Hall of Fame Veterans Committee met for a vote and you were rejected.

Rose: Oh no! Why? I have more hits than anyone! I have three World Series rings! What possibly could have possessed them to reject my candidacy?

Selig: That jacket you wore at yesterday’s Reds-Brewers game. Dude. Seriously.

(photo via TedQuarters)