Mike Pelfrey learns to never assume a woman is pregnant

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Adam Rubin of ESPNNewYork.com passes along the important life lesson Mike Pelfrey learned from Taylor Tankersley’s wife:

Pelfrey, himself a new father, asked Tankersley’s wife Lauren when she is due.

“Due with what?” she deadpanned.

Said Pelfrey: “My heart skipped a beat.”

Rubin notes that she’s actually due to give birth Friday, but I’m guessing that’ll be the last time Pelfrey assumes a woman is pregnant. Generally something to avoid. Unless you’re Larry David, in which case hijinks will ensue and it’ll be funny.

Also of note from Rubin’s story:

The family has picked the name Huck for their soon-to-be-born son. The reason: It’s the name of country star Brad Paisley’s son, and Tankersley is into music.

“Mommy, why did you name me Huck?”

“Because your daddy “is into music.'”