“I’m on Twitter probation,” Maybin said through a big smile Thursday morning at the Padres complex. “I’m hoping we can sweep that one under the rug. I would like to say I love Panda Express. I have been going there since I was in high school. It’s the best cuisine around.”
He went to talk about how remarkable it was how quickly the fun little controversy spread.* As someone who tweets a lot, I think about that stuff more and more. Really, anyone who has any amount of readership on there is an exclamation away from infamy. I think that’s simultaneously thrilling and scary. Part of the deal, really. The immediacy is a two-way street.
*I don’t like the word “controversy” here because it implies some sort of legitimate question as to the propriety of the act when, in this case, it’s really not anything any reasonable person would really get mad about. It was funny. At the same time, it was something that causes a stir, neutrally speaking, so it’s not sufficient to say “it was nothing.”
What we really need here is a single word that captures the following concept: “an incident that is harmless and fun and only superficially and comically troublesome yet that one that is still worthy of note for people who traffic in such silliness on a regular basis.” I’m blanking. Maybe we just need to make up one. I’ll accept all suggestions in the comments.