In which I offer free advice to the Clemens Prosecutors

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Roger Clemens will be in court for a hearing today regarding that potential conflict of interest issue with his lawyer, Rustin Hardin, that we talked about last week (and three years ago).  Short version: Hardin represented Pettitte for a millisecond and Pettitte is now going to testify against Clemens.  This gave me a larf:

Prosecutors have proposed that [Judge] Walton require Michael Attanasio, another Clemens lawyer who is not from Hardin’s firm, handle any cross-examination of Pettitte during the trial scheduled for July.

Psst! Prosecutors!  Every single thing Rusty Hardin has done during the course of his representation of Clemens has failed. He has either given bad advice or acquiesced to Clemens’ own bad decisions every single time a decision has had to be made. Every. Single. Time.  It’s uncanny! Clemens would be in less trouble legally, personally and professionally right now if he had been represented by a Magic Eight Ball.  And you want to limit Hardin’s role in the case?  Really?

Dudes: let it ride. If some other lawyer cross-examines Pettitte he might actually harm your case a tad.  Let Hardin run wild and the jury might just convict Clemmens of the Lindbergh kidnapping. Trust me.