Stop me if you’ve heard this one: the Twins are close to signing Carl Pavano

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Apparently the Twins and Pavano have almost reached a deal.

Twins and Pavano are very close to a new deal, working on final details. Bill Smith said today, “I think we’re in the home stretch here.”

This is not a repeat from last month. Or last week. Though I have very little faith that it won’t be repeated multiple times in the future.

For those of you tired of reading stories about this, I have obtained exclusive video of Bill Smith’s comments about the Pavano negotiations. The part of Smith is played by Red Leader.