How scrappy is Ryan Theriot?

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You’re not going to believe this, but in the wake of the Cardinals trading for a white middle infielder with moderate-at-best skills yesterday, someone has written a column praising him as a scrappy gritty hard worker, complete with a David Eckstein comparison. I’m so shocked that, as we speak, I’m clutching my pearls and hoping my fainting couch is right behind me where I left it.

But how scrappy is Ryan Theriot?  Matt Sebek tries to figure it out, and the results may be the all-time best deconstruction of scappiosity ever written.  If you think it’s just about being white and otherwise untalented you don’t know what scrappiness truly is.  The click is worth it for the chart alone. I don’t literally laugh out loud very often, but Sebek’s column had me laughing out loud. Literally.