Quote of the day: Henry Schulman on Pablo Sandoval


The playoffs are so serious.  One nice thing about the offseason — and the middle of June for that matter — is that you can drop goofy/awesome lines like this without worrying about missing the story:

The Giants plan to use a carrot-and-stick approach with Pablo Sandoval’s conditioning this winter. If he does not eat enough carrots, they might stick him in Fresno to start the 2011 season.

That came from Henry Schulman at the Chronicle. It’s a couple of days old —  thanks Rob, for the heads up! — but it’s easily the best line I’ve read in a while.