Pat Burrell is The Machine


For those of you who don’t know about the whole bit in which Brian Wilson was being interviewed by FOX while a guy he referred to as “The Machine” — dressed up in much the way The Gimp from “Pulp Fiction” would look if he took a trip to the beach — you may just want to move along.

Those of you who do know about it, know this much: The Machine’s identity has been confirmed. It was Pat Burrell.  The whole story can be read over at The Fightins.

But just remember: some things that are seen cannot be unseen.