Bruce Bochy: Master Motivator

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Tim Sullivan from the San Diego Union Tribune hips us to something the seemingly mild-mannered Bruce Bochy did to light a fire under the Giants back in early September:

He wheeled in a television monitor, Aaron Rowand recalled, “like it was elementary school,” to prepare his players for battle with a scene from “Braveheart.”

“He says, ‘Boys, there’s a team ahead of you that has faltered. It is now your time.’ ” Giants coach Tim Flannery said. “He hits the play button and there’s (Gibson as) William Wallace telling these guys, ‘It’s your time.’ He played the clip and didn’t have to say anything after that. Everybody’s been yelling, ‘Freedom,’ ever since.”

I’m guessing this was taken as a so-bad-it’s-good thing, right? Because no one can really take Mel Gibson seriously these days.

Either way, the title of best motivation video of all time has to come down to one of the following: (a) The end of “Last of the Mohicans” when Chingachgook kicks the holy hell out of Magua; (b) the part in “Animal House” when Bluto gives the “was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor” speech; or (c) Bill Murray doing the “it JUST DOESN”T MATTER!” thing in “Meatballs.”

In other news, I’m not allowed to coach my son’s soccer team anymore.

There was a fight in the Wrigley Field bleachers last night

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The Pirates beat the Cubs pretty easily last night. There was far more fight in the folks from Chicago out in the bleachers.

A brawl erupted among a group of fans. It was fairly messy as far as fights go. Lots of shoving and yelling and some punches thrown but no one really distinguished themselves or covered themselves with honor or glory. Well, two people did, for wildly different reasons. The fight was recorded by Danny Rockett, who hosts a podcast for the BleedCubbieBlue website. There are two videos below showing most of the relevant action.

I will give some honor and glory points to the middle aged guy in the blue jacket in the first video who kept repeating, over and over again, “there’s no fighting in the bleachers!” He was dead wrong about that, obviously, as there was actually a considerable amount of fighting, but I respect his aspirational mantra:

There was also a guy who distinguished himself but for extremely dubious reasons. I’m talking about the guy here in this second video who hurled racist epithets at one of his adversaries. That was special, but nowhere near as special at his reaction when he realized that someone was filming him.

Listen for him saying “DON’T RECORD ME!” and, just after that, “if my unit sees that I’m dead!” Which I presume means a military unit, but I’m not sure:

It’s amazing what people will say when they don’t think anyone is documenting it. And how freaked out they get once they realize that, yeah, someone was. I’m sure if this guy hits the news once he’s identified he’ll talk about how “that’s not who he is” or something like that. Don’t listen to him if he says that. Because, as is quite clear here, that’s exactly who he is. That’s exactly who most people are who get caught saying stuff like this.