Our long national Melkmare has come to an end

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I haven’t seen anything official on this yet, but MLB.com’s Fantasy 411 outfit is reporting that the Braves have released Melky Cabrera. This causes me to ask several questions:

  • Do we measure the time it will take for the Pirates to sign Melky in seconds, milliseconds or nanoseconds?
  • Do the Yankees declare victory in the Javy Vazquez trade because theirs is the last tomato can standing?
  • Will the Braves have someone standing behind Melky as he cleans out his locker in the likely event that he drops something?

I could probably go all day with these things, but I’ll stop now and pour one out on the ground for my departed homey, Melky Cabrera. One milkshake, that is. I think he would have wanted it that way.