If Joe Mauer and Jim Thome wanted to, they could probably set themselves up as co-benevolent dictators of The Kingdom of the Lakes and no one would bat an eye. It’d be all “what sort of cured meats would you like brought to you today, your highnesses?” Then Thome would be all like “Oh, sit down. I already have some burgers on the grill for everyone. And don’t worry! I brought the pop!” Because I’d bet my life that Thome says “pop” instead of “soda.”
OK, I lost my train of thought. Just watch the video. Jim Thome, by the way, thinks everything is “great.” Man, I just want to hug him.