The Red Man has been released from prison

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Well, he’s really a “Red Boy” and it was less prison than juvie:

A
costumed Phillies fan who ran onto the field and briefly eluded
security guards during a game at Citizens Bank Park has been released
from juvenile detention.

The parents of 17-year-old Sean Hagan of Philadelphia picked him up Tuesday afternoon.  Gary and Barbara Hagan apologized for their son’s actions. They say he will be punished for putting himself and players at risk.

The only thing worse than getting taken down by Matt Diaz — a guy who can’t hit anything lately — is having your mom and dad do your public apology.

But that’s not the best part. The best part is that he was still wearing the spandex outfit when his folks bailed him out.  They wouldn’t even bring a change of clothes for him, probably because they rightfully believe he needed a good shaming.

Not sure how spandex body suits play inside the joint, however. Even juvie hall.

Cubs to activate Craig Kimbrel on Thursday

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The Cubs will activate reliever Craig Kimbrel ahead of Thursday afternoon’s game against the Braves, Sahadev Sharma of The Athletic reports.

Kimbrel, 31, ended a seven-month stint in free agency, agreeing to a three-year, $43 million contract with the Cubs earlier this month. He has made four minor league appearances, allowing one earned run on two hits and a walk with four strikeouts in 3 2/3 innings.

With an aggregate 3.96 ERA entering Wednesday, the Cubs’ bullpen has been among the better bullpens in the league. Adding Kimbrel, one of the greatest closers of all-time, certainly can’t hurt and will give them some stability in save situations.