Bryce Harper is quickly becoming the most unlikeable player in the game

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You’re going to be shocked by this, but Bryce “120 percent” Harper’s sports rooting interests all happen to be the teams insufferable front runners with no geographic connection happen to root for: The Cowboys, the Yankees, the Lakers and Duke.

Why do you like the Cowboys, Bryce?

“Why do I like the Cowboys?” Harper repeated. “Because they were always a winner when I was growing up.”

That’s just precious.

Remember that post about me feeling old this morning?  What makes me feel even older is that Harper is too young to say that he likes the Chicago Bulls the best because “Jordan is awesome.”  But you damn well that would have been his choice if he came up a few years earlier.