No one wants to win the NL East

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The Phillies have slowly — very slowly — closed the gap between themselves and the Braves over the past month or so, but most of the time it seems like the Braves and Phillies either both win or both lose most days.

Today: the Phillies got rocked by the Marlins, with Adalberto Mendez limiting them to one hit over six innings in his major league debut. The Phillies finished the game with three hits, continuing their recent offensive futility. The Braves — trotting out their young ace Tommy Hanson and facing the worst team in baseball — outhit the Pirates, but left oodles of runners on base on their way to a 3-1 loss.

Philly plays a doubleheader today so they have a chance to gain a half game tonight. But really, the way these two teams have been rolling lately, they’re going to be stuck together until the final weekend of the season when — theoretically anyway — someone has to win the division. 

Bryce Harper is pandering hard to Philly fans

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Bryce Harper hadn’t even addressed his new hometown fans before his Phillies jersey started selling like hotcakes. Since then, he’s said all the expected things. Talking about joining the Phillies, he said, “From day one, it felt right … I always talk about family and being a family, being one unit, and I get that from this team. Every guy has your back and vice versa. I’m very excited to go into battle with these guys.”

Harper is continuing to pander hard to Phillies fans. Behold his latest Instagram post:

Has anyone ever really longed to see the Liberty Bell?

Harper also famously recreated that Chase Utley scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia with actor Rob McElhenney on Twitter:

In Harper’s next post, he will talk about alternating bottles of You-eng-ling beers with glasses of “wooder.” He’ll add that every so often he will treat himself to a steak sandwich with cheese on it, then go home to watch all of the movies in the Rocky series.