Great Moments in self-motivation: Matt Garza

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Baseball is better than football because, for the most part, players approach it like a job, not as if it were war or cockfighting or whatever. They try to do their best. They try to get better. With a few exceptions, however, they don’t generally get all rah-rah and imgonnakillyou about it.  One of those exceptions seems to be Matt Garza, who is psyching himself up to face the Orioles tonight:

“I owe them a lot of payback for the type of outing I had last time
against them. They had back-to-back-to-back. So I’m going to
make them feel really uncomfortable in the box. So they know, this
(stuff) doesn’t happen, so don’t get used to it.

“I’m going to go
in there, hair on fire, like I have been and go after them and say,
‘Hey, you got me the first time, well I’m going to shove it down your
throat this time.'”

Sorry, but describing yourself as having “hair on fire” is like giving yourself a nickname: just lame.

And though I wouldn’t otherwise care a hill of beans about who wins a Rays-Orioles game, I’m going to root for the Orioles to put up a ten-spot on Garza tonight in the interests of promoting calm, professional equanimity over the forces of macho.