Buy a Chevy, have dinner with Pete Rose


Question: Could they change it to “buy a Buick, get dinner with George Foster?”  I’ve always been a closet Buick man, and I bet Foster knows some good places to eat. And maybe the real question here is who’s paying for the dinner? I lay 3:1 odds that Rose “forgets” his wallet.

Of course, Rose would probably take those odds and fold them into a parlay involving that night’s game, so maybe it would be fun after all.

(thanks to OMG Reds for finding this jewel)