It’s hard to take writers’ rants against drugs in baseball when teams do things like hold “Jerry Garcia Tribute Night.” That’s what the Giants are doing on Monday:
The National Anthem will be sung by Bob Weir,
Phil Lesh and Jeff Pehrson, while the seventh inning stretch will be
played by Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzmann. As an added bonus, NBA Hall
of Famer and notorious “Deadhead” Bill Walton will be in attendance.
Dead fans paid in between $20 and $50 to sit in a special section of
the ballpark. The first 9,000 who bought tickets to the promotion got a
Garcia bobblehead, sponsored by Ben & Jerry’s, which of course makes
the ice cream flavor Cherry Garcia.
How much does it cost to sit near that section? Like, downwind? No reason.
In other news, Tim Lincecum is not scheduled to pitch on Monday which is, like, a total bummer.