Heard this: Joe Girardi didn’t pinch run A-Rod for David Ortiz last night because the insurers of this farkakte movie he’s going to have a cameo role in didn’t want to risk ruining his Hollywood looks in the event of a hard play at second base:
Believe it or not, Justin Timberlake may not be the worst actor in the
upcoming comedy Friends With Benefits (in which he and Mila Kunis star
as a pair of friends who have no-strings sex): New York Yankee Alex
Rodriguez will make his big-screen debut in an unspecified role in
Benefits, which will accommodate his baseball schedule by “shooting his
scenes on the player’s off days.”
In other news, because the movie stars Mila Kunis, Gleeman has already asked our bosses at NBC if he can have its premiere day off so he can camp out in front of the theater. True story.
ST. LOUIS – Reliever Giovanny Gallegos and the St. Louis Cardinals agreed to a two-year, $11 million contract, a deal that includes a club option for 2025 and escalators that could make it worth $20.5 million over three seasons.
The 31-year-old right-hander is 3-5 with a 2.91 ERA and 14 saves in 20 chances this season. He has 72 strikeouts and 15 walks in 58 2/3 innings.
“I feel so happy,” Gallegos said before the Cardinals played the Pirates in Pittsburgh. “I don’t have the word for exactly how I’m feeling.”
He was obtained from the Yankees in July 2018 along with left-hander Chasen Shreve in the trade that sent first baseman Luke Voit to New York. Gallegos is 14-15 with a 3.02 ERA and 34 saves in six major league seasons.
Gallegos gets a $500,000 signing bonus and salaries of $4.5 million next year and $5.5 million in 2024. St. Louis has a $6.5 million team option for 2025 with a $500,000 buyout.
His 2025 option price can increase by up to $3.5 million for games finished in 2024: $500,000 each for 20-25 and 26-30 and 31-35, and $1 million apiece for 36-40 and 41 or more.
He would get $250,000 for winning the Rivera/Hoffman reliever of the year award, $50,000 for All-Star selection and World Series MVP and $25,000 for League Championship Series MVP.
Gallegos has a $2.41 million salary this year.
He was eligible for salary arbitration and is potentially eligible for free agency after the 2024 season.