A-Rod to appear in a terrible movie

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Heard this: Joe Girardi didn’t pinch run A-Rod for David Ortiz last night because the insurers of this farkakte movie he’s going to have a cameo role in didn’t want to risk ruining his Hollywood looks in the event of a hard play at second base:

Believe it or not, Justin Timberlake may not be the worst actor in the
upcoming comedy Friends With Benefits (in which he and Mila Kunis star
as a pair of friends who have no-strings sex): New York Yankee Alex
Rodriguez will make his big-screen debut in an unspecified role in
Benefits, which will accommodate his baseball schedule by “shooting his
scenes on the player’s off days.”

In other news, because the movie stars Mila Kunis, Gleeman has already asked our bosses at NBC if he can have its premiere day off so he can camp out in front of the theater. True story.