HBT Weekend Wrapup

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1950s lawn.jpgAll kinds of stuff happened over the weekend. Such as:

  • For those keeping score: when Derek Jeter tries to play hurt, he’s a “gamer.” When Alex Rodriguez tries to play hurt, he’s betraying the glorious New York Yankees and pooping on Babe Ruth’s grave;
  • Rich Harden is on the DL with a strained butt. Really;
  • Dice-K goes on the DL. Because of some forearm thing, though, not because of intestinal trauma or whatever caused that barfing thing the other day;
  • Because Daniel Nava hit a grand slam in his first at bat as a Red Sox, he’ll become one of those Darnell McDonald/Shelley Duncan figures who the press always speak warmly of and to whom they always feel that the team isn’t a giving  a fair shake, now matter how bad they’re otherwise performing. Look for years of tweets from Red Sox beat writers like this: “Nava just signed a minor league deal with the Marlins. Good for him. Hope he latches on.”
  • Wait, Nava gets a shoutout from Erin Andrews simply because he’s left tickets at the will call for her a few times?  I’ve been stalking her for years and I’ve never gotten so much as a sideways glance.  OK, I may have said too much;

What a weekend!  Hang around later today for my gripping, in-person account of the Strasburg game (note: may not be gripping), the Power Rankings, and the usual brand of Monday tomfoolery, monkeyshines and shenanigans. But no funny business: we don’t tolerate that rebop around here.