Draft's early rounds filled with some great names

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Often in sports there’s talk of “big-name players,” but this post isn’t quite about that (or really about much of anything, as you’ll soon see).
Maybe it’s just me getting old and thinking ahead to all the botched pronunciations in my future, but I’ve been amazed by the number of “interesting” names being drafted so far, beginning with the trio of Bryce Harper, Jameson Taillon, and Manny Machado in the top three spots.
Sure, there has been the occasional Gary Brown and Kyle Parker and Matt Harvey mixed in, but a ton of non-traditional, awesome-sounding, and/or crazy looking names have caught me eye:
– Christian Colon
– Barrett Loux
– Delino DeShields
– Karsten Whitson
– Deck McGuire
– Yasmani Grandal
– Dylan Covey
– Hayden Simpson
– Mike Foltynewicz
– Kolbrin Vitek
– Kellin Deglan
– Chevez Clarke
– Cito Culver
And that’s just in the first round! Some others, from the second and third rounds:
– Cartier Goodrum
– Ralston Cash
– Stetson Allie
– Taijuan Walker
– Chance Ruffin
– Mike Kvasnicka
– Bryce Brentz
– Taylor Lindsey
– Noah Syndergaard
– Asher Wojciechowski
– Yordy Cabrera
– Griffin Murphy
– Drew Smyly
– Andrelton Simmons
– Angelo Gumbs
– Addison Reed
– Cameron Rupp
I suppose this is what happens when the children of Generation X parents start becoming draft-eligible. And yes, I’m just jealous that my Baby Boomer parents named me something ordinary like “Aaron” instead of something amazing like “Cartier” or “Stetson.”
UPDATE: In the sixth round, the Phillies drafted an outfielder named Gauntlett Eldemire. Game over.