The bad behavior at the Mets game may not have actually ended up being bad, but thank God we have the Phillies to fall back on:
How dare that kid steal some hardworking man’s beer! Somebody tase him.
UPDATE: I originally had a “via Deadspin” credit here because that’s where I saw it first, but the credit for getting it out to the world should go to Meech.one at The Fightins. A thousand pardons, Meech. Let no one take credit for showing little kids drinking beer at Philly games besides you!