"Please don't bother Mr. Zito. No autographs tonight."


This is rich.  It was originally reported int the San Francisco Chronicle, but I can’t find it there so I’ll link to the L.A. Times version (last item):

Giants pitcher Barry Zito was enjoying a drink at an upscale bar last week when a long-haired
young man in scruffy attire approached and a restaurant staffer
interceded, telling the suspected interloper, “I’m sorry, please don’t
bother Mr. Zito. No autographs tonight.”

The scruffy lookin’ interloper was Tim Lincecum.