Quote of the Day: You'll shoot your eye out!


I’m wondering how long it will be before a player suffers a detached
retina or is placed on the disabled list with temporary blindness after
getting smacked with a shaving-cream pie during a postgame TV

Steve Kelley of the Seattle Times, channeling your mother and wringing his hands over post-game celebrations that kill 1,615 baseball players Ever. Single. Year.

(link via IIATMS)