Chris Capuano is on his way back to the big leagues

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Chris Capuano headshot.jpgAccording to Tom Haudricourt of the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, the Brewers have purchased the contract of left-hander Chris Capuano from Triple-A Nashville. Capuano reportedly had an out-clause in his contract if he was not called up to the major leagues by Saturday.

The 31-year-old hasn’t pitched in the major leagues since 2007 due to the second Tommy John surgery of his career. He was 3-1 with a 1.59 ERA in seven minor league starts this season, including a 1.80 ERA since his promotion to Triple-A Nashville. Capuano, a former 18-game winner with the Brewers in 2005, is 42-48 with a 4.39 ERA over five seasons in the major leagues.

As for where he’ll fit with the team, Anthony Witrado of the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel speculates that he could replace Manny Parra in the rotation. The Brewers have yet to announce a corresponding roster move, but I would love if his arrival marked the end of the “Jeff Suppan era.” Wishful thinking, I’m sure.
 

Wanna see Yasiel Puig and Dallas Keuchel naked?

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On the one hand, the ESPN Magazine “Body Issue” is a transparent attempt by ESPN to sell magazines via the objectification of the human form in a time of the year when only one major team sport — the one ESPN seems to care about the least, baseball — is active and people are generally not buying a ton of magazines.

On the other hand, unlike “Sports Illustrated’s” swimsuit issue, ESPN objectifies men as well as women, at least making things putatively fair. Oh, and they also, on occasion, put people like Prince Fielder in the thing so as to not exclusively promote unrealistic body standards.

So, on balance: not great and still cynical, but it’s better than its antecedent, and I suppose that’s not nothing.

If you can make your way through the moral and ethical implications of all of this unscathed, feel free to gawk at Yasiel Puig and Dallas Keuchel naked. Here is the link to Puig’s spread, here is the link to Keuchel’s. For what it’s worth, Puig looks like he’s having more fun. Shocker.

A taste, from Puig’s Twitter feed:

Keuchel didn’t tweet out pics of himself in the all together. Like I said: he didn’t seem to have quite as much fun with it.