Josh Beckett's start is getting bumped


Josh Beckett headshot.jpgBeckett was slated to start this Wednesday against the Blue Jays, but the Sox are pushing him until Friday.  There’s nothing wrong with him, the team says, they just think he needs an extra side session and maybe a chill pill or something (note: they didn’t say chill pill). Either way, Beckett’s ERA is currently 7.46, so he could probably use a couple of extra days off.

Tim Wakefield
will take the Wednesday start instead.  He’s a knculeballer, of course, so he’s always prepared for anything.  I mean, they’re starting to recommend that you keep a knuckleballer in the trunk of your car for emergencies. They’re that useful.