The worst baseball song in the history of baseball songs


There’s not much worse in this world than Creed, but I’d rather listen to a Creed album than listen to their lead singer remake one of their songs to be about the Florida Marlins.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Question: if you’re a Marlin, do you really want to “soar?”  You’re a fish. If you’re soaring, you’re probably on the business end of some investment banker’s line behind a charter boat somewhere.

(thanks to reader John L. for the heads up. At least I think “thanks” is what I mean)