This may be my favorite “celebrity” tweet of all time. Three tweets, actually, from Jose Canceco. First, how he’ll be spending his afternoon:
The fbi will be at my house in 20 minutes kind of
scared will let u no what they want if I can after they leave
maybe because what I say has a lot of weight I
should be a politition
Then, the interesting part:
Omg I just got a subpoena to testify before the grand jury about roger clemens,andrew pettite and others on Thursday april 8 2010 at 100 pm
Fun! I hope the grand jury is briefed ahead of time that the man is a living LOLcat.