The Jason Heyward nets

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I’m a gigantic fanboy, but even I’m getting a little tired of the Jason Heyward hype. The latest:

When manager Bobby Cox said that the Braves will probably install
nets to protect cars from Jason Heyward’s prodigious batting-practice
home runs, reporters thought he was kidding.

He was not kidding.

“I’m serious,” Cox said Thursday at Champion Stadium. “Smashing too many cars.”

Heyward has created a buzz that’s transcended Braves camp and spread
throughout baseball, with tales of the 20-year-old outfield prospect’s
hitting exploits becoming the stuff of blog- and Twitter-fueled legend.

As Braves assistant general manager Bruce Manno could attest, this is not myth. This stuff is happening — Manno has an $3,400 estimate for repairs as proof.

Impressive, sure, but it would be way more impressive if anyone in the Braves’ organization was smart enough no to put a parking lot behind the right field fence.