My dad gave me one dollar bill ‘Cause I’m his smartest son, and I swapped it for two shiny quarters ’cause two is more than one. And then I took the quarters and traded them to Lou for three dimes — I guess he don’t know that three is more than two:
In an American League Central that features four more talented teams than the Royals, it’s time to shake things up. Trade Zack Greinker and Joakim Soria
The Royals’ two most popular and talented players, the trades would leave many fans disappointed. However, it could also leave the Royals’ cupboard stacked with young
talent and within five years, the Royals could be a prime-time
Even if we were to assume that the Royals should trade their best players for prospects — which I wouldn’t assume, but play along — do you really want to trust Dayton Moore to be the one to turn them into prospect gold? I sure wouldn’t.
Maybe you try to trade Soria — that is, if you determine that doing something fun like turning him into a starter won’t work — but if the Royals can’t at least pretend to build around Zack Greinke they should just pack it in and merge with the Cardinals or something.