I missed this one the other day, but our colleagues over at Out of Bounds pass along news of that lady who — allegedly! — tried to get World Series tickets in exchange for sex. The news: her lawyer is totally, totally awesome:
Even if Finkelstein intended to trade sex for tickets – which she
denies – that wouldn’t make her a prostitute, her lawyer argued
yesterday in Bucks County Court. “You can be a slut; that’s not illegal,” attorney William J. Brennan said, comparing it to someone “who buys a woman a cosmopolitan and then has sex.”
The judge was not persuaded by that argument for some reason. Baffling really.
Anyone up for a cosmo?