Bill Buckner: I definitely would have been tempted to take steroids

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Hey Howard Bryant, does Bill Buckner count as someone “around the game”? Because if he does, you’re going to have to update your toxicity scoreboard:

“I tried a million different things to combat the injury. I had to stay on the field. I was a little bit aware of the extraordinary physical gains some
guys were making, but I don’t really look at it like
some former players do, that it’s cheating. It’s a very tempting
thing to do whatever you can to get healthy because the game puts such
demands on you physically. I didn’t have the opportunity to use those
things, and I’m glad I didn’t because I definitely would have been
tempted. The direction is always better and stronger, better and faster, better and better. Anybody would have been tempted.”

There’s more than just the steroids stuff in the article — Buckner is the “day games hurt the Cubs” camp and he’s not in the “players were better in my day” camp — so it’s definitely worth a read.

Ichiro wore a fake mustache to sneak into the Mariners’ dugout

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Ichiro Suzuki is now a Mariners employee and, as such, he’s not allowed to sit in the dugout during a game. That’s for coaches and players only.

He knows that, too. Indeed, on the day Ichiro announced his sorta-retirement, he talked about how it was going to be hard not to be down on the field with the other players. He even made a ridiculous joke about how, “[he] can’t say for certain that maybe [he] won’t put on a beard and glasses and be like Bobby Valentine and be in the dugout.”

In related news, this mysterious stranger was seen by an Associated Press photographer in the Mariners dugout during the first couple of innings of the M’s-Yankees game:

(AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

No beard, but I guess that joke was not very ridiculous after all. Either way, by the end of the second inning — poof — he was gone.

Obviously, when something interesting like this happens you mustache an expert for their opinion on the matter. To that end, the Associated Press reached Bobby Valentine, who famously did the same thing after an ejection way back in 1999, for comment:

“He was perfect. I never would have known it was him.”

Valentine was suspended for two games and fined $5,000. I’m assuming Ichiro won’t get hit quite as hard given that he wasn’t defying an umpire’s authority, but even if he does have to pay a fine, he’ll likely do so willingly.